Disclaimer: To save some time, if you're looking for a tout service that promises a ridiculously large win percentage and/or 'sure things', 'locks', and 'rubber band plays', than you my friend, are in the wrong part of town. Those things don't exist, so if you're still living in fantasy land then you'd best be on your way. Bye, see-ya-later, have a good one!
Unless you've never bet on football before, than you likely know that anything that can happen in a football game, both can and most likely will occur within the allotted time frame. I don't care if you're the best frigging handicapper this galaxy has ever seen, unless your a psychic than you CANNOT realistically predict dropped balls, fumbles, bad throws, or even a horrible call by an official.
I also do not offer a ridiculous record and absolutely guarantee I will continue to have it for the remainder of eternity. To date (2008 season), my NFL record stands as follows:
Season: 19-15-1 (54.3%)
Not a lot of picks, yes, but why bet on games that don't offer value? There's no rhyme or reason! But before this stretches out too long -- here's a brief overview of what you'll get here at The Vigorish Beatdown, as well as what you won't get:
- An honest, customer service oriented, experience
- An affordable pick subscription plan(s)
- Quality plays ONLY! (No suggestions to bet on Sunday or Monday night football just for the sake of some action)
- Plays that are based from hours upon hours of hard work, analysis, and calculations.
- What the line SHOULD be for every game, in addition to the system suggested subscription plays.
- A weekly (either late Sunday or early Monday) newsletter detailing all of the suggested value plays and WHY they won or lost;
- False promises
- The run around, and/or a constant barrage of suggestions to keep spending more money
- 'Guaranteed locks','mortal locks', or 'sure things' -- unfortunately, those things don't exist..
All I care about is your satisfaction, how OUR bets turn out (I bet on all of my suggestions), and giving each and every subscriber to my system an in-depth, thoughtful e-mail that is chalk full with useful betting information. Plus, if you haven't noticed – I like to throw in a few jokes here and there. I usually fail miserably with them, but hey, I try!
What I can promise you is full access to my own line information the moment I have every game capped up. I cannot promise a winning percentage other than list my year to date results. I will not bet on Monday Night Football just to have a team to ride for the night. Unless my system is saying a team is giving or getting more or less than they should, there will be NO suggestion that you bet on it. Why would there be?
As of right now, the only option is a weekly payment plan for the low price of $17.99. UPDATE: THAT INCLUDES TWO WEEKS WORTH OF PICKS! I doubt anyone will want to buy more than a week until my system has proven itself, so I'll provide other options when the need arises.
Vigorish Beatdown Subscription Plan*:
Weekly (UPDATE): Two weeks just $17.99!
E-mail j.galligan at yahoo.com for more information and an extra discount!
*All subscribers will receive an in-depth e-mail early on in the week – or soon after subscribing if later on in the week. A weekly subscription e-mail would include as many quality picks as I conclude for that week.
And for all the doubters out there – I will offer one FREE pick each week for the time being. Actions (or results) speak louder than words.
Hopefully I've come off as genuine and proven that I'm different from most of the other punk touting snakes. I hope I'll be given the chance to do well on my promises and prove to you that I'm legitimately sick of all the lying in this industry. My hard work, effort, and heart, will all shine through the lengthy e-mails you will get should you subscribe.
If not? No hard feelings! Happy gambling and feel free to come back when you can't get over the 54% hump. ;)
UPDATE #2: For those still on the fence about subscribing, I'm going to post all my system value picks (for the ones on at that time) on this website approximately one minute after kickoff. That way we can have my credibility all out in the open! Good times!
– Galligan
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